Volunteer?

The video feed faded from the screen.

“OK” Barked the presenter “What did our test subject do wrong”

A hesitant volunteer raised his hand, the presenter nodded.

“She, uh, she didn’t find herself a weapon?”

“Very good, what else”

Another volunteer raised his had

“Sir, I saw three mistakes followed by one huge one. Firstly no weapon as previously noted, second she did not control her panic, third, on no single occasion did she close a door. However sir, I believe her biggest mistake was running upstairs, away from her attacker. As we saw the attic offered her no escape routes.”

The presenter smiled “Very good, very good.”

“OK next up is a two zombies on the ground floor, with you in the basement, volunteers?”