“I’ve never seen anything like it!” whispered the witness.
“I was standing there pumping gas, I heard a moan and this … guy, on fire .. comes around the corner from 4th street. I shouted to roll on the ground and threw the bucket of sand at him, he just ignored it and… and I know this sounds nuts, but I swear to god, he tried to eat one of the gas pumps.”
“Then the extinguishers fired from the ceiling. When it cleared the guy was lying there next to the pump.”
Detective Barlow sighed, this was going to be a long day.